 | The Real Housewives of Orange County: Schemersposted by RF Club, Group AdministratorWednesday, April 6th 2011 @ 10:18 AM (not yet rated) |
The Real Housewives of Orange County!
Oh, the show opens with yet another boob job scene. Peggy explains her philosophy to us. She is holistic and into Pilates and all the health shit but by golly she has no problem having elective surgery because that's what you do if you live in Orange County. Okay. And her husband, Micah wants boobs tight enough to hold wine glasses and he is all for new boobs because boobs are like Pizza and by golly everyone loves Pizza therefore everyone loves boob jobs??? ARE THESE PEOPLE FOR REAL???
Listen, for me, this entire episode it became crystal clear to me that Peggy Tanous is a schemer. A BIG TIME SCHEMER. For instance, "let me take my two girls that couldn't model to save their lives and then segue with the model agency into how I am ready to get back into modeling. Oh, and make sure it is filmed by Bravo because they will ask for or research my old photo shoots and display them during my scenes." Schemer!
In my opinion, I believe she used Alexis to get on The Real Housewives of Orange County and then all the information that she got from Alexis she used to get on the good side of Tamra and Vicki. Peggy sees Tamra and Vicki as the Queen Bitches of OC. She feels they have a fan base and no reason to have them as enemies. Therefore, she sucked up to them so disgustingly at the 'pampering' party that I wanted to throw up and I felt sorry for Alexis. We all have friends and there is nothing worse than watching them suck up to someone that isn't exactly on your friend list. It isn't that you want your friends to hate your enemies but Peggy crossed a line.
If we are all honest it would hurt if one of your good friend's at a party being thrown by you sucked up to someone that had been a thorn in your side. Peggy is definitely a schemer. She looks out for Peggy and only Peggy. Personally, I do not like calculating, manipulating, scheming people. (I know, most people don't like those type of people,(lol)) Oh, and the sucking up worked! Tamra and Vicki sucked up the SUCKING UP like little lap dogs!!! They really are bitches.
Onto Tamra and Vicki! Tamra sucks. The photo shoot for NOH8 was not to show support for Fernanda! Hell to the NO!! As, Tamra would say. It was a perfect filming opportunity for Tamra and let us just say she knows how to scheme like MISS PEGGY. Supporting a friend is taking a moment out from moving and showing up at her citizenship party. Tamra has an adult son. She could have asked Ryan to stop by to supervise the movers for a few hours or she could have asked her new lover to help out??? RIGHT?? But, Tamra is a selfish bitch and it is all about her needs. AND REALLY divorce women have a tendency to use the 'woe is me I am a single mom and life is hard' excuse when they bail on family and friends. You know, life is hard on everyone and prioritizing is what everyone does, single, married, divorced and so on.... Bottom line Tamra stayed home and kissy pooed it up with Eddie as she moved, oh until PERFECT EDDIE got a little jealous and very bossy. Yep, Tamra knows how to pick them, doesn't she???
Now, Vicki! Oh, Vicki is just kind of sad. I understand her being an empty nester and I am happy she has her work but to be at work at midnight and 1:00am?? That is sad, I think it is just like Tamra, it is all about priorities and Don is not a priority.
I did think showing up to Alexis' party extremely late was rude too. Vicki was not technically a guest. She came as Tamra's guest. Alexis set a time for her party. If Vicki had to work then Tamra should have went alone. Vicki claiming that she had to work and stating that Alexis was lucky she made it was inappropriate. Alexis did not care if Vicki was there! It was rude.
Gretchen was pretty non existent in this episode. I mean it was cute she broke into her mom's home to steal a dress and typical Gretchen she had to take a moment to check her hair out, I did laugh. What I did find odd was her father using Gretchen's first wedding ring stones to do an upgrade ring for his wife's 40th ring?? (That was a mouthful) Personally, I would NEVER want that and I must admit my husband has asked me over the years if I have wanted to upgrade my rings and I won't and to use stones from a failed marriage, I don't know I am just weird I just wouldn't want it (LOL).
Alexis and her re-charge/pampering party! I guess these are the parties to have, especially in Orange County (LOL) but I must say I felt bad for Alexis. I believe that she really just wants the ladies to have some fun. Tamra and Vicki came late, had an attitude and then she had to watch a person (Peggy) that she thought was her close friend cozy up to both ladies. Alexis does not have stupid written across her face. Vicki got the backstabbing last year and I would say that Alexis is getting a double backstabbing. First by Tamra and then by a very close friend, Peggy. To top it off the party was going very nice, no big drama just a few personal incidents such as Alexis stating the fact that Tamra and Vicki came unfashionably late and good for Fernanda telling Tamra she sucks as a friend for not coming to her citizenship party. Oh, but of course since she is a woman Tamra and Peggy had to insinuate it was like a lovers quarrel. No, it was a friend saying, "YOU SUCK AS A FRIEND,BITCH"
Otherwise, it was a pretty uneventful party until Tamra and Vicki acted like white trash and pulled out their Mace. It was immature, uncalled for, not necessary, and inappropriate. What Tamra doesn't get is the EVIL EYE hat presented itself. Yes, Gretchen should not have done it but it was a spontaneous moment. Tamra and Vicki with the Mace was calculated and unprovoked. Had something been going on between her and Gretchen and she pulled it out jokingly I might have laughed but Tamra and Vicki were just being petty bitches and proving they are the QUEENS as they left Alexis' party. RUDE and IMMATURE!!
Lucy
RFclub
