 | Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Art of War Bimbo Styleposted by RF Club, Group AdministratorFriday, November 19th 2010 @ 4:48 PM (not yet rated) |
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: The Art of War! Of course I would have went one step further, "The Art of War, BIMBO style" C'mon when you have the Dumb blonde trying to claim things are being very Machiavellian and she screws it up with her own made up word then you know it's is going DOWN HILL. What was her word?? Machiavellic?? That is not a word. Machiavellian, yes. Machiavellianism has even been used to describe when someone is being cunning or trying to dupe someone. Mostly, Machiavelli is referred to in political realms and in situations where people are attempting to gain power. I am CLUELESS as to why these women need to go all Machiavellian on Camille but as the show unfolds Camille's delusions are exposed.
We begin this episode with the dinner in New York City where 'the fight' is in full swing!
Make no mistake Taylor was not innocent at the table. Eye contact at the table was crucial. I hate pot stirrers and Taylor is the pot stirrer. Taylor gossiped with Camille about the airport discussions. Although, I am not sure if Taylor knew how far Camille wold take it?? Why do you think that Camille asked about the plane ride? Camille was upset over the insecure statement during the apology and she told Taylor who then said, "Oh, yeah, they all think that about you AND they were trying to get me to say it on the plane." Taylor forgets we saw her say it UNPROVOKED before boarding. OOOPS!! I don't think Taylor was going all Machiavellian, I just think she was gossiping!! Taylor was giving Camille 'the look' at the table to 'not go there' BUT Kyle and Lisa were looking at each other like 'what the hell'?
Not sure Kim's deal? She had the opportunity to bail her sister out of a horrible situation?? Did she choose not to in order to get even (about something) ?? Does Kim get all flustered?? I just don't know?? Kim was adamant in her interview when defending Kyle but she definitely froze at the table. I must admit they did switch gears at the table. They went from the first argument about Kelsey not going on the vacation and then the second slight, the insecure comment. Was Kim confused? Can she not follow a fight? Well, anyways Kim baffles me. Oh, and which Housewife admitted to saying Camille was insecure? I heard one of them say they did say it! Oh, the ONLY thing I will defend Kim on is I think she was genuinely upset that Camille got under Kyle's skin and got Kyle to lose it. She knew that was what Camille WANTED!
Oh, well, Camille runs away from the table because she was attacked and verbally abused???? On what planet?? Oh, yeah the Camille Grammer Planet!! I do believe CAMILLE started it ALL. She then whined to her PAID friends, who told Camille that it was all about jealousy. ABOUT KYLE being JEALOUS of Camille, WHAT???? I wish I could pay my 'friends' to lie to me (LOL)
Kyle called with a genuine apology and Camille handled it all so well by texting a message to Kyle to attend the premiere. Of course, Camille the classy lady that she is went onto to snub her at the premiere but KYLE is jealous of Camille???
Camille is so full of herself and I do not mean that as a compliment. She loves the photographers shouting her name and yet they want her picture because she is the WIFE of an A-LIST star. "Ride those coattails honey and continue to claim every woman is jealous of you". Camille here is a message you will never read nor would you understand it, "Yeah, you may have millions but you do not have any of your own accomplishments AND you do not have a loving relationship with your husband, soon to be ex-husband. Believe it or not many women would not trade their happiness for your money in a million years. You are a materialistic bitch and many women actually are happy with their loving husbands and homes even if it they are not filled with THINGS and they don't have MILLIONS!!"
Okay, back to the episode. Camille continues to focus on "the Camille is great and Kyle is jealous of me show". We hear that Camille will be firing Kyle's husband their Realtor and he is lower than Camille's husband so see another reason why Kyle is jealous. Who thinks like that??? AN INSECURE SNOB!!! I am thinking Mauricio has more than one client??? Oh, and the Realtor doesn't "work for you" like your nanny, house manager, Gardner and so on. The local Realtor is slightly different.
Now, at the premier, once again, Camille has to draw a man's attention to her boobs. Only an insecure woman has to mention her cleavage to the man ('the friend') sitting next to her and boy did he fall for it and examine the merchandise. Honestly, from the way the two of them touch, kiss and stare at each other I am truly believing that Kelsey was not the only one cheating in the marriage, not that I am condoning his cheating, just saying I think the marriage was clearly over! Kelsey greeting his wife backstage was odd. Camille staring at Kelsey at the after party, odd? Just an odd relationship! And yet,Camille believes Kyle is jealous of her life??? Camille take a hard look at Kyle's life and think again!
Hey, let's take a break and look at each wives home life. Lisa's husband is too cute! I loved Ken admitting that Lisa 'tamed' him and way too funny about not going to the Fridge without her approval. After 29 years of marriage I thought it was cute at the bar with the guys he admitted how lost he was without her for a few days!! Kyle's husband, Mauricio, oh, my gosh, he is hot, realistic and good with the kids!!! I loved the way Mauricio seemed to have no problem with his wife being gone for a few days and her enjoying herself!! What a guy! Taylor's husband, Russell, what a lost puppy but he was sweet with his daughter and I loved watching him try to cook. Not sure whose fault it is that he has never been left alone with his own daughter?? I have questions about Taylor and Russell's marriage??? Adrienne's husband, Paul, what a character! I am glad we found out why he was at the bar! What a schmuck BUT at least he said SORRY and got the CHEEK kiss (LOL). I have been married 23 years and I have given the CHEEK kiss a couple of times (well maybe more than a couple of times) (LOL). I bicker with my husband. Therefore, I really don't think much of their bickering but time will tell!!! I think Paul loves the camera and he is a ham and for some reason I find him charming AND I love the way Adrienne handles him!!!
The other out of left field scene was Kim divulging her sadness of being alone. I thought that was BIG for her to admit and open up. Taylor is just an unfeeling bitch and I have a sneaking feeling that she doesn't need to be worrying about setting up Kim with a guy because she may need to keep those single guys handy for her! (catch my drift) But, I loved Lisa being willing to jump right in and find her a guy. Oh, and way too funny about the perfect man, 'except that he was still in prison', very funny!!!
Well, once the ladies get back to Beverly Hills it is up to Lisa to bring Adrienne up to speed but it is obvious that Taylor had been calling and informing Adrienne too BUT the on camera scene was with Lisa. I am thinking proximity and all!!! (LOL)
BUT, the best is Camille and 'the friend', Nick! Nick asks about 'the girls' Camille says she doesn't know if she can trust them and he says, "What do you mean?" And here my folks is where we know that Camille is WACKADOODLE?? Watch the show in the beginning and watch Camille describe the scene. I must admit Kyle is correct!!! Camille HALLUCINATES!! Or, She actually TWISTS things in her own silly mind.
Camille says ( to Nick about Kyle) "She just starts RAGING at me, she really acted like a crazed homeless woman, out of some bad movie, like her eyes were going to pop out of her head and smoke out of" ( and she gestured with her hands at her ears)). Then, in her interview Camille claimed women should celebrate each other but Camille talked all about getting even by firing Mauricio, you know the lower person on the totem pole. Her words were 'pecking order' and Camille claimed he was lower because he is just the local Beverly Hills Realtor and her husband is an A List star. Oh, well, I am sure the Hilton's will help fill the void with other clients. Something tells me Kyle will be okay!! BUT, once again, Camille is positioning herself by her husband and the same with Kyle. You notice Camille does not go head to head with Kyle???
Okay, and I can't let it go. The Dumb blonde obviously went to the dictionary or Thesaurus and looked up words for mean and hurtful and then didn't research further and used a word so inappropriately. Or Camille truly has psychological problems if she believes that Kyle's behavior is PERNICIOUS. Pernicious means: TENDING TO CAUSE DEATH OR SERIOUS INJURY; CAUSING GREAT HARM OR DESTRUCTIVE RUMORS!!!! "Camille, honey, you may not like being called insecure or 'nothing without Kelsey' but those are not DESTRUCTIVE RUMORS and they certainly do not cause death or serious harm." I am telling you, Camille has a screw loose and she fits that stereotype of 'the dumb blonde that married for money.' Oh, and it is funny how Kyle has girlfriends and Camille does not, hmmm???
I must admit on this episode Kyle comes off looking at least sane compared to Camille (LOL). I agree with Adrienne and Lisa, at this point the Kyle and Camille are just going to have to be cordial with each other and Taylor the pot stirrer needs to stop the gossiping or better yet, THEY NEED TO RECORD HER!!!
It will be interesting to see who is the last woman standing by the end of the season???
Lucy
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