 | The Real Housewives of Atlanta: The Return of Sheree Whitfieldposted by RF Club, Group AdministratorMonday, November 15th 2010 @ 11:44 PM (not yet rated) |
The Real Housewives of Atlanta: 'She Can Dance?' Oh, Bravo, so very funny with the question mark! Of course, I named it the 'Return of Sheree Whitfield'. Let's face it this episode was centered around Sheree.
The opening was wild! Sheree and her Aston Martin, You know Sheree is living for Sheree because it is all about her now. I have hard time believing that when she was married it wasn't all about her then too? (sarcasm) Of course, then we move right into finding out that Sheree managed to get on Dancing Stars of Atlanta, for Alzheimer's Association. I found it interesting that her daughter, Tierra asked if she as doing it for "What's his name?" Hell yes, Sheree was doing it for What's his Name!
Kim's Dad "I love Me", Kim thinks anyone who has a problem with her office and love of herself can "Eat Shit and Die." Okay, I have to go there. Guess Kim's Dad can "Eat Shit and Die!" (LOL) NeNe informs us that Kim loves to shop and spend Money. I think we all had a pretty good idea that was what Kim did besides finding men to support her habit. To each their own but Ariana's 60,000.00 bedroom was rather ugly. Brielle's Jealousy was expected. She has 2,000 square foot bedroom and a mother that teaches materialism, dah? (sarcasm)
NeNe and Malory prepare for Cynthia and Peter's engagement?? What the hell? Strange, very, very strange! NeNe was right, the entire thing Strange but I understood Cynthia's lack of enthusiasm. Really, not the way to propose at all. Cynthia was right they should have been alone. A private,personal and intimate moment. Peter did it for the cameras. I am thinking this marriage is going to have serious troubles.
Phaedra getting ready to go to the hospital says it all! Phaedra acts like she is going to a hotel with cute outfits to wear, pop out the baby and let the nurses take care of the baby while she wears all her cute outfits and then she might look at the kid if she wants to put a cute outfit on it too. Oh, my this pregnancy definitely was an accident (LOL)
Sheree dancing. Oh, my gosh. She starts by complaining about the shoes. She moves onto to making mistake after mistake. Of course, during her interview Sheree professes how great she is and how the professional judge is annoying . Oh, typical Sheree. She is BACK!
After watching Sheree and her delusion of dancing we get to hear Lawrence sing. Oh, wait first we get to hear Lawrence bash Kim and Kandi stops the bashing but not immediately,she let's it go on for a little bit. Kandi is mad at Kim. She gets even more mad when Lawrence informs Kandi that Kim told him too that she didn't like the song. Kandi is over Kim and she is still trying to be somewhat nice about it. You know, saying she just needs to quit smoking and take vocal lessons. Yeah right! (sarcasm) Kim needs more than that, she needs auto tuned to death.
Cynthia kind of sorta goes bridal dress shopping. Her statement makes no sense. If are not buying off the rack then your stylist would pull gowns for you and you would pick from them but I think Bravo wanted the bridal shopping scene and Cynthia went along with it for airtime. At least that is my opinion. I think Bravo thought it would be a light and fun wedding dress shopping scene. No, absolutely not. What an odd place to have a discussion with your mother about your messed up childhood and why you are unable to commit to a relationship! Anyways, we now have Cynthia's sob story. But, Cynthia doesn't understand marriage and it just isn't going to work out for her and even her mom and sister know it. Goodness they were making bets at the bridal shop if she would really go through with it. We know that she does and I think Cynthia follows through because of Bravo but I doubt seriously that her marriage will work. I hope it does for her sake but what a shaky beginning.
Onto the good stuff!
Miss Sheree Whitfield, full fledged Diva!
"Hey,Miss Sheree, look up the definition of dress rehearsal, since it isn't blatantly obvious." Oh, I can't stand a person who does charity work but claims to be to busy for it. Just had to love it when she claimed she was a busy person, "I'm a busy woman, mother and actress." What planet does she live on? Of course, on the day of the Dance Show Sheree shows up with her own stylist and wanting her own area to get ready. After humiliating the parking attendant. I mean, we all know that Sheree does not have as much money as she proclaims making her behavior even worse but make no mistake not all people with money behave rudely and treat people the way Sheree chooses to do. You know with utter disdain and condescension.
Now, for some humor. The gay stylist hitting on the straight dancer was funny. But what was funnier? Sheree getting kicked out of her space and having to dress in the public restroom. Oh, Sheree when you act above your place you land right where you belong, the public restroom.
While we are waiting for Sheree to perform we get to see Cynthia and Peter paw each other and be all kissy kissy. I hate when couples behave in that manner, especially older couples that have been living together. Who do they think they are fooling? Of course, then we get the extreme opposite with NeNe and Gregg. Yes, those two were making everyone at the table feel uncomfortable with their tension. If you are fighting either don't come together or fake it at the table but don't make everyone miserable. And, then we had the Kim and Kandi tension. Kandi being passive aggressive and Kim trying to appease Kandi UNTIL the white football player hit the stage! Kim proclaimed He had "the tightest ass in the world" dances and then that is all Kim was focused on. He did have a nice ass but he wasn't all that cute, in my opinion!
We finally get to Sheree's performance and oh my gosh. I laughed like NeNe. I mean I laughed hard. Poor Sheree. She really should have declined! Sometimes, you just have to learn to say no. It is nice to face a fear but really you don't always have to share it with the world! Kandi looked bored and her yawn in her interview nailed it. Oh and, "Cynthia, do you think it was not that challenging?" (sarcasm) Kim was still thinking about the tight ass football player!
Of course, everyone told Sheree how awesome she was and Sheree believed it and SHE EVEN BELIEVED she should have won top prize. Oh, Sheree you are the delusional one. (LOL) I do believe they all forgot the importance of the charity. Only, Kandi was appalled by their donation and admitted how hard it was for her to only give TWENTY dollars. Kandi remembered the purpose of the entire event. But, The other ladies need to spend their money on Plastic surgery, outlandish kids bedrooms and a wedding for a marriage that has little chance of making it. I am sure the Alzheimer's Associate is Glad they showed up for support. Oh, that is right, they showed up for AIRTIME!!! Silly Me, I keep forgetting these charities are just a sidekick to filming (sarcasm).
Lucy
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