 | The Millionaire Matchmaker: Nothing Newposted by RF Club, Group AdministratorWednesday, October 20th 2010 @ 8:33 PM (not yet rated) |
I think I can write ONE blog for the entire season!! Ha! Ha! But, let me try to start with some New Millionaire Matchmaker shit, oh, I mean stuff. I do know that some of you enjoy Patti Stanger and she has her moments but unfortunately for me they are fleeting.
Okay back to the Premiere of Millionaire Matchmaker!
It begins with Dustin convincing Patti Stanger that it is time to go out and SAVE other areas. Right?? How about just saying, "Hey, Patti it is time to expand your business and the New York market would be great and Bravo would love to film it." That is REALITY. That is how business owners make decisions but NO, Patti and Dustin want US the viewers to suspend our disbelief and BELIEVE they are going to SAVE the poor wretched millionaires of New York. WHATEVER!!! Then, we hear Patti state SEVERAL times through the entire episode that she is going HOME. From what I understand (once again, I am not a journalist) Patti did not grow up in New York. I understand she didn't even grow up in the STATE, nope I have always read that Patti Stanger was a New Jersey girl but I guess the New Jersey gals consider New York HOME too??? So, we get the Grand explanation of why they are off to New York for a couple of months and it is quickly stated that Chelsea is no longer with the company and I do mean quickly stated, like a blurb and flash in the pan. C'mon we need a blogger out there to get to the REAL reason of why Chelsea is gone!!!
Off to New York we go and Dustin is barking orders so we quickly pick up that Dustin has become Patti's second in command. Oh, and we meet the ditz they hired. She is eye candy. Who cares about her.
Next, we meet the two millionaires. A man and woman. Patti trotts out all her normal stereotypes. The guy is a Guido and the girl is Jewish Princess, according to Patti. What would I say about the Millionaires?? They both think their shit doesn't stink and they think they deserve hot perfection, oh and of course the guy wants a YOUNG, hot, perfect girl. SOUND FAMILIAR??? Both are assholes. Both have the dates from hell. Is this sounding familiar??? Patti tells the Guido he needs to have a checklist of MUSTS!! You know what people consider deal breakers!! Now if the girl doesn't meet his checklist then he should dump her and not follow his woody. Yeah, FAMILIAR.
Onto The Millionairess, she claimed she had a tight chastity belt and yet she had a kid???? Out of wedlock?? Hey, I am not a prude but this chick acted like one . I was baffled. I really think she was using the show to promote some website of hers. I wouldn't turn to this uptight chick for sex tips in a million years anymore than I think people should really be turning to UNMATCHED Patti.
Oh, I found Patti's example of her not liking Andy at first ironic! Guess Patti should have went with that gut instinct. Once again, maybe Patti is not the best person to be guiding people about relationships!
In the end Both Millionaires are still searching. Both learned nothing from Patti and WE the viewers learned NOTHING new either. Same old same old.
Oh, and the OLD SPANISH CUBAN GUY??? Please, stop screwing with us. Patti acting all mad?? C'mon STAGED. I would have preferred it to be played off as a joke or prank like they do on TLC's CAKE BOSS.
Oh, well, please I would love to hear from someone who still enjoys the show. I need a fresh perspective. Someone who could point out something I am missing?? I did enjoy this show at one time, I really need someone to help me see some good points?? I am not being sarcastic at this point, I am being honest, please feel free to point out what you like!!!
Lucy
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