 | Jersey Shore: Not Breaking Up!posted by RF Club, Group AdministratorSaturday, August 21st 2010 @ 2:33 AM (not yet rated) |
Jersey Shore Breaking Up!
Oh, my Jersey Shore lovers this episode must have had you wanting to go through the screen and just shake Sammi and Ronnie. Yes, Sammi and Ronnie are your worst nightmare couple. Worse, we have all experienced a friend that has gone through such a relationship. You just want to slap them silly, don't you? Sammi looks like a fool and Ronnie looks like a douche bag and well, they actually are these things!
The entire episode centers around Sammi trying to figure out if Ronnie is out and about town screwing around on her? Sammi, here is the answer, YES!!! Sammi, here is another thing you should get a clue about, if your guy is clubbing and coming home at 4:00am and 6:00am he is not just drinking and dancing, c'mon? Sammi, my dear, you go to the clubs, you know what happens in those places, stop kidding yourself. What girl with any self respect lets a guy party all night and then climb into bed with her? Yep, exactly, Sammi , you have no self respect and Ronnie certainly does not respect you that is why he climbs into bed with you, you finish what other women start!
Ronnie is a pig. He wants it all. He is playing the field and keeping the girl. The Situation says "he is keeping his cookie when he could be having chocolate chip cookies every night just like him." I am not fond of The Situation's analogy but I do agree that Ronnie needs to let go of his 'Cookie' and start playing the field if that is what he wants to do.
Now, onto the dilemma of Snookie and JWOWW. There is no dilemma. In the beginning they tried to stay neutral and remain friends with both. They warned Ronnie to cool it with the behavior in front of them or they were going to tell Sammi. Once again, Ronnie is just throwing shit in all their faces. He is not friends with any of them. You don't put your friends in awkward positions. He knows that Snookie and JWOWW are good friends with Sammi and at some point they are going to feel obligated to tell her the truth. Snookie and JWOWW should come clean.
Now, they know Sammi. Coming clean will not change anything but at least they will have been open and honest.
As far as Angelina, she has no obligation. They all hated her when she got there. Angelina has no loyalty to either Sammi or Ronnie and neither should expect anything from her. In addition, Snookie and JWOWW shouldn't judge her for not speaking up. I mean those two could not tell Sammi the truth when she asked them point blank if they knew anything and they are friends with her, they certainly should not expect Angelina to do it.
Now, this is a statement you will not find me writing too often but I agree with Snookie, I am not sure if Angelina can be trusted? I have a sneaking suspicion things are going to go badly about this entire Sammi and Ronnie situation and somehow Angelina is going to be in the middle of it. Oh, and she is going to be in protection mode, meaning throwing others under the bus!!
Oh, now don't feel for the entire house?!?! It isn't any fun when you have a roller coaster couple like Sammi and Ronnie. They are worst kind of couple. The "I love him/her" one minute and the "I'm done, never going to speak with him/her" next minute couple. They drive everyone around them insane. In addition, they ruin the fun. Who has fun with them constantly going back and forth, The girls have to constantly listen to Sammi's whining and bitching and then turn around and watch the snuggling and 'sleepovers'. Talk about frustrating!
Okay, enough of Sammi and Ronnie! Oh, wait, one more thing. Ronnie was messed up at the club, anyone wondering about drug use?? I can't stand to see the road that young man is going down. He seems to be getting worse and will soon need a detox center. I do not find the drunken scenes funny and I do believe Ronnie was more than drunk.
Okay, now onto to some other scenes from this episode!
Snookie! OMYGOSH I sometimes wonder if she is ever embarrassed by her dumbass comments. After Snookie is heartbroken by her boyfriend's 4:00am prank, you know, the prank where he calls to inform her he had sex with some naked girl then JWOWW threatens to whoop his ass because that is pretty much all JWOWW ever does, you know threaten to WHOOP ASS. Oh, and JWOWW tells him that Snookie is better off without him because he is a loser without a paycheck!
Okay, so after all that Snookie gives us this gem! Guys do not know how to treat women right and therefore the lesbian rate is rising in the United States. Yeah, my jaw dropped on that one. Like, you just change your sexual orientation because of some bad relationships? Oh, and here, silly me, I just thought it was the way you were born.
Alright, I will pick on some others in the group. Vinny is going to work in an ice cream parlor back home because it is the perfect place to pick up chicks! That is the best way to choose a career Vinny, you go!!
Pauly and Vinny do not want law school girls because they are busy studying for finals and preoccupied??? Um, no they do not want girls that are intelligent. Did you notice Pauly didn't give those girls the time of day? There is a reason. Pauly is that cave man type of guy, no way could he deal with those young ladies.
Oh, and do you all want to know why Ronnie did not go to college? I know you are struggling to figure out the answer right? I crack myself up. Anyways, according to Ronnie he did not go to college because he does not like taking tests and since he does not like taking tests he would probably fail them. Guess, why I think Ronnie didn't go to college? Because he is a dumb ass! I think Ronnie will make money from this show, blow it and sadly end up in detox if he gets to detox and he will live his life out with his low life relatives cheating on his wife.
Okay, back to Snookie. I think Snookie was suppose to be working at the Ice Cream shoppe, I saw her eating and eating! We later then get some more of Snookie fun when walking home from a meal and she informs us that she is down wind from a nasty fart. As she is loudly bitching about this fart it forces Angelina to step up to the plate and say, "oops, it happens."
Snookie seems to be a little more glazed over in the eyes in the last couple of episodes and she also seems to be getting rounder and rounder. You know she doesn't have that cute little full figure look going. Snookie needs to be careful her big boobs only get her so far and when the ass starts to grow too big and you become the big beach ball the guys are not too fond of you anymore, especially when you bring nothing else to the table. In addition, she walks a fine line between cute and annoying. A very fine line! It doesn't help that the 'fame' is going to her head and that is now make the line easier to cross. I see her heading to a detox center soon and poor too because she lacks the brains.
The foul mouth, no brains and fading looks does not make for great company!
The family dinner was a joke. I know they tried but when you have dummies trying to put something together you get the scene we watched. It was comical and yet sad. It seems they have no organization and safety skills. Both are necessary in the kitchen.
I know this group of uneducated young adults are making money off of their low life status but I doubt any of them will have the money long. They lack the skills to be productive citizens and I assume once they fade away none of them have a safety net in place.
But, hey right now, we are just enjoying season 2 and we know they are filming season 3, heck Snookie got herself arrested being such a drunken mess in the middle of the day, so they are still going strong. Although, someone might want to inform the little geniuses that they can't film if they are in jail, Oh and I read somewhere that Ronnie was arrested too. Trust me there are plenty of little wannabes just dying to fill their shoes! MTV, will just replace them and move on.
Anyone notice that life has still kept moving without THE HILLS?
Lucy
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