 | Jersey Shore: Pilgrims and Fried Picklesposted by RF Club, Group AdministratorFriday, July 30th 2010 @ 4:58 PM (not yet rated) |
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Alright, I must confess last night was my very first New Jersey Shore Episode, ever!!!
Omgosh, this is the best REAL LIFE comedy show EVER!!!
I have yet to learn the names but really, who cares, they all look alike and sound alike, right?? And, honestly, one is dumber than the other so you just sit back and wait for the next GREAT line to come out of one of their mouth!!
I mean this show cracks me up. I know as a mother and a U.S. citizen I should be outraged that our country produces such idiots but hey, it is inevitable in societies, there will always be some idiots!!
Now, this cast of characters can claim they are making money but I am telling you if I have to debase myself to make money,I rather be poor and I mean that,seriously.
In addition, if you rather debase yourself, prostitute yourself to make a buck then more power to you but I applaud the students/workers out there expanding their minds and making less then those eight idiots!!
I will tell you they are fun to watch but do they realize that Most of AMERICA is laughing AT THEM not with them!! I thought that I would despise MTV for this show but props to MTV they do make them look like fools and MOST civilized kids really don't want to be them!!! Thank goodness. Most really do sit back, laugh AT THEM and know not to be them, except maybe Ashley Holmes from Real Housewives of New Jersey but if you watch her, she fits into that dumber than rocks category too!
I would say that I feel for the parents but something tells me the 'apples don't fall far from the trees!!' Those 'kids' might be adults but if they respected their parents and they knew their parents had issues with their behavior they wouldn't do it so either these 'kids' have know respect for their family or like I said, "Apples don't fall far from the tree"
I am not going to do a recap!! I suggest you read this article, it is spot on and funny!!!
I will just hit some highlights, parts I liked, found funny and/or disturbing!!!
What I am going to point out is first, forgive me I will probably always have trouble with their names. Therefore, you will find I refer to the guys as 'dumb heads'. And the girls as 'Stupid chicks' but I will try when writing to get the names correct.
Snookie (Nicole) being by far the most stupid of the bunch should never have gotten her high school diploma. For goodness sakes she can't even get basic history correct, basic! The "Pilgrims in the '20's" statement cracked me up and I am not thinking she was thinking of the 1620's nope, I am pretty sure she was referring to the 1920's. Oh, my gosh and then her describing a fried pickle, dah.
Her sidekick JWOWW (Jenni), is a mix of bad ass stupid chick. The worst kind of mixture you want to have because stupidity leads to rage quicker than you can count to 1.2.3.!! But, the scene in the Georgia bar with the southern guy trying to pick the ladies up, just had me in tears. He was clearly out of their league, oh and I mean this in a good way for him. Guys, if a girl is asking you if you know how to fist pump, RUN!!! She is a tramp!!! If that is what these girls are looking for in a guy, oh, my!! But, little whores they are fun to watch!!
I have to admit some of my favorite scenes are the girl drama and the idiot boys, oh, gosh, that is the entire show!!!! Let me be specific!!
I am assuming if you are reading this you saw the Premiere episode. If not go to MTV and watch it online!!
Okay, JWOWW causes the shelf of clothes to fall and she has a drink. This upsets, Sweetheart (Sammi) (my daughter informed me that nickname is a joke, that she is a big bitch, it is great to have kids who fill in the blanks). Anyways, Sweetheart, Snookie and JWOOW are friends, so even though Sweetheart isn't too happy she knows it was an accident and they start cleaning up the mess. Angelina who they hate isn't about to help, which I don't blame her, the girls hate her! Where is Angelina?? She is in the hot tub with the guys! The three lovely ladies are pissed?? Not sure why?!?! They don't want to be around her?? Then it gets worse, Angelina is sitting by Ronnie, Ronnie is Sweethearts ex-boyfriend who she still loves. Oh, man this drama is too good to be true!!! But, I love the scene because, hello, Angelina is not a friend, so Ronnie is not off limits! Why? Because he is single and she owes you no loyalty. I mean in girl world he is only off limits when you are friends, so ladies, SHUT UP!!!
Now, I loved the Taxi scene! Angelina, SHUT UP!! And please never, ever say you are being classy. You wouldn't know classy if it was staring you right in the face. That girl approached that scene WRONG!!! Then, she attempts to say she was being classy. Although, JWOWW trying to jump over the seats to kick her ass does make Angelina look a little classy, yeah, no never (LOL).
And, my word, it is hard to follow the conversation with all the bleeping. But, I believe the fight ends with them arguing over Snookie being too tan and Angelina being Pale. Yes, deep issues to fight over. And Angelina starts again about being classy in her interview, alrighty!! Also, Why do we bleep, we know the word, we really have to get over it.
As the night progresses and the young adults get more smashed verbal fights ensue, Ronnie and Sweetheart have a blowout and he calls her the C word which ruins the night for the three girls and they go home. Not the guys or Angelina, nope they continue partying!!!
What do I like about this, well, it was hard to watch Ronnie slobber over anything and everything but the best is Mike, the Situation, explaining categories of girls. I believe the two I learned was grenades and landmines. Not that I really want to learn, what I call 'dumb speak' but if you watch a show you have to know their lingo. Therefore, grenades are fat ugly chicks and landmines are skinny ugly chicks. From what I gathered Ronnie was with both. Imagine, these gentleman not with the cream of the crop???
Okay, so Jersey Shore is just beginning and it looks like the drama is heating up in Miami!!!
Do you love this show? Do you Love to Hate this show?? Do you just watch it to laugh AT THEM or With them? Or do not really watch and just read the blogs??
Lucy
